Desperate Housewives
Season 3 - supposedly the best season yet....hmmm... not so far.
After an Orson flashback (murdering his wife), we get a brief, rain-soaked montage of the day after the Season 2 finale. Okay, then we leap six months forward. ShowMei (or however the hell you spell it) is about to pop out that baby and Gaby is reluctantly taking care of her. The two fight, Gaby threatens to have her sent back to China just as soon as the baby is born ("You've been in this country for a year, learn to modify your nouns, damn it"- best line!!), then she runs away. Edie spends the entire episode struggling to sell the Young house in the face of rumors that it's the (alleged) scene of a murder and finger-mutilation (Paul is in jail). She also discovers ShowMei gobbling sandwiches in an empty closet (what?) and returns her to Gaby. Tom is bonding with his love child, Kayla, but the girl's horrible mother keeps coming over to the house which makes Lynette crazy. Susan is spending all her time down at the hospital, hanging out with Mike, who is in a coma. Also pining away in the coma ward is Ian, whose wife has been unconscious for the past three years. Ian and Susan strike up a friendship over coffee, which culminates in Ian asking Susan for a date. After a heartfelt scene between Susan and catatonic Mike (in which she confesses that she's lonely and then yells at Mike to "Wake up!"), Susan agrees to go to dinner with Ian. Orson proposes to Bree and she accepts. At lunch with the ladies, Bree confesses that she and Orson are waiting until they're married to have sex; Gaby is shocked (another funny line from Gabby). But then later Orson starts talking cleaning products and Bree gets hot and they go upstairs for some oral pleasuring ("I don't do that, I'm a republican!" HAHAHA). Bree experiences some kind of mysterious episode and races off to the doctor. Diagnosis: orgasm. Later, at the engagement party, Orson's old neighbor drops by to accuse him of killing off his first wife. It really isn't an engagement party unless somebody accuses someone of murder, is it? Not the best episode....hopefully will improve. I'll tune in for a couple more.
After an Orson flashback (murdering his wife), we get a brief, rain-soaked montage of the day after the Season 2 finale. Okay, then we leap six months forward. ShowMei (or however the hell you spell it) is about to pop out that baby and Gaby is reluctantly taking care of her. The two fight, Gaby threatens to have her sent back to China just as soon as the baby is born ("You've been in this country for a year, learn to modify your nouns, damn it"- best line!!), then she runs away. Edie spends the entire episode struggling to sell the Young house in the face of rumors that it's the (alleged) scene of a murder and finger-mutilation (Paul is in jail). She also discovers ShowMei gobbling sandwiches in an empty closet (what?) and returns her to Gaby. Tom is bonding with his love child, Kayla, but the girl's horrible mother keeps coming over to the house which makes Lynette crazy. Susan is spending all her time down at the hospital, hanging out with Mike, who is in a coma. Also pining away in the coma ward is Ian, whose wife has been unconscious for the past three years. Ian and Susan strike up a friendship over coffee, which culminates in Ian asking Susan for a date. After a heartfelt scene between Susan and catatonic Mike (in which she confesses that she's lonely and then yells at Mike to "Wake up!"), Susan agrees to go to dinner with Ian. Orson proposes to Bree and she accepts. At lunch with the ladies, Bree confesses that she and Orson are waiting until they're married to have sex; Gaby is shocked (another funny line from Gabby). But then later Orson starts talking cleaning products and Bree gets hot and they go upstairs for some oral pleasuring ("I don't do that, I'm a republican!" HAHAHA). Bree experiences some kind of mysterious episode and races off to the doctor. Diagnosis: orgasm. Later, at the engagement party, Orson's old neighbor drops by to accuse him of killing off his first wife. It really isn't an engagement party unless somebody accuses someone of murder, is it? Not the best episode....hopefully will improve. I'll tune in for a couple more.
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