the 1 sentence breakdown....

grey's-
izzy's back to work this week....yay! and meredith is her watchdog. hopefully we'll see some action with addison and mcsteamy (hot) or burke and christina...kiss already.
amazin race-
bye bye leg lady and blond asshole. you deserved every minute of losing. suckos!
laguna-
tessa has major communication issues with derek, thus the breakup. whatever...totally over this show. but i will continue to watch, simply for the descriptive language. it's so gnarly.
housewives-
what a sucky show this has turned out to be. i started at the begining and feel i owe it to see it out to the end. which will probably be next season.
weeds-
please go on showtime.com to save this show. it has not yet been renewed for next season and the season finale is this monday. what other show do you get a contact high just watching? oh yeah...that 70's show. duh.
studio 60-
best ep yet this past monday. lovin amanda peet, "hi I have no friends, will you be my friend?"
chandler bing rules and i never used to like bradley whitford (because he dumped elisabeth shue in adv. in babysitting) but he's growing on me. tommy schlamme can write like a mutha fucka.
bros/sis-
ally mcbeal afraid of the santa ana winds? yeah...thats cause they'll blow her out the friggin window, skinny biotch.

general hospital

o.k. i know none of you peeps reading this post actually watch this show, but i had to say just one thing.
Laura Spencer is back today. Luke injects her with this miraculous drug that whips her out of her catatonic state, knowing nothing about what has happened to her the past 4 years.
should make for interesting watching...
oh and alexis broke the news to sam that she knew all along sam slept with rick (alexis's husband!) WOW!! intense....

One Tree Hill

holy shit....that is all I have to say. What the F#&? this is one of the BEST damn shows on tv (no joke) and no one is watching!
Psycho beat the crap out of Peyton and zapped Lucas, Nate turned down Duke for his preggo wife, Dan's nightmares are becoming reality.
This dude they got to play peyton's (non) sister was awesome. Totally freaky. and now her brother is african-amercian? what the hell? i know they are getting slack from the CW about needing more racial diversity in prime time, but give a little background. Maybe next week.
I'm diggin Brookie sleepin with her teacher, even though she doesn't know yet and it'll be even more interesting when he calls her Peyton!
They seriously have to get these 2 back to being friends. It's like when Loralei and Rory weren't speaking! pain in the arse.

1 sentence breakdown

bro's and sis's-
why is she trying to get back with the dude from ya-ya for? Babcock is a hottie!
amazin race-
thank god is wasn't an elimination round, it'll be interesting now to see the coalminers have to really race to stay in it.
Tree Hill-
Dan needs to off himself NOW, Luke needs to know his ex is preggo, Nathan needs some acting lessons and Peyton is gonna get locked up and tortured by her new bro!
the O.C.-
this show doesn't have to come back on, but it is due back Nov. 2nd.
Dancin w the Stars-
bye bye poor Sarah, your hubby was jealous of your dancing skillz he felt the need to pose erect in from of his webcam so you'd come back to him. Fortunately she came to her senses- she needs to call up Willa and get her back in the game.
the Duel-
how inspirational was Diem when she shed her babushka to let the world see her glorious hair? and it was lovely, I think she looked better short, and I know CT thought so.

Grey's Anatomy ep 3

o.k. Meredith is crawling her way back into my heart. Her tirade at the end about wanting to get felt up and feel like a lady...funny shit! but the pregnancy thing on next weeks ep? jump the shark maybe.
I don't really have to much to say about this ep...not my fav but it's still always great!
Izzy needs to get over Denny (and that's not gonna happen so soon), Preston needs to get back to work- I miss his character, Meredith needs to decide and we need to see Addison and McSteamy get it on.

amazing race

bye bye tom and terry...awww I liked them. They were like the only comedic presence on the damn show. Except for the annoying couple of Kimberly and what's his face.
I sooo wanna kick the crap out of that blond guy with the leg chick. (notice I'm not so into the show, I know no names). But I do know I want the mom's or the coalminers to win. How cool?!
High of the show- when Kim says to her BF in the boat "You don't have to yell, I'm sitting right next to you"
Lo of the show- the poor coal miner ladies ankle. She's a freakin trooper man, anyone else, men included, would be screaming they need a doctor.
p.s. I can't believe the barbies are still in it....and the heroine guys...totally gay.

Brothers & Sisters

thank goodness...
an excellent, dishy, intriguing, night-time soap to entertain us. Cause I'm totally hopping off the Desperate Housewives bandwagon! that show sucks lately. No comment on that one.

Sally Field, Balthazar Getty (mmm), Calista Flockhart, Rachel Griffiths and the evil and slimy Uncle Sol (aka Arvin Sloane).
I love the cast, the writing is good and the fact they killed off aging Tom Skerritt is even better. He creeps me out. Only because I use to crush on him when he was JRo's dad in Magnolias.
The tension between mother (field) and daughter (ally mcbeal) is amazing. I've always liked the acting chops of Field and wished she come to tv ever since playing Abby's mom on ER. Kudos.
o.k. the loser son...LOVE HIM...he's soooo cute in a little boy kinda way. yummy!
I'm lovin the storyline about the chick the dad cheated with and am curious to see what he saw as a child to know about the affair.
I hope McBeal and Babcock get it on big time!