Luke and Laura

Are getting re-married for the 17th time...I mean the 2nd time.
my fav soap is marred by these 2 old farty characters that all the housewives over 40 who sit home and watch the show drool over everyday. yuck!
and the CZ ring that Luke gave Laura is now available at Sears for a stellar price of only $59.98
will someone buy it for me for christmas....pleeez.
(i'm physically gagging now)