The Apprentice

Kinetic is now at four members (Muna, Angela, Heidi, and Kristine), while Arrow is still a mass of shrieking kindergartners. The task: to design a half-time show for a soccer game starring GNC. Both teams create concepts around the basic idea that whatever your problems in life might be, GNC can solve them. Kinetic with a multi-part obstacle course of osteoporosis and heart disease, and Arrow with a multi-part self destruction involving the obstacle of James and the arteriosclerosis. Kinetic wins because their concept makes sense, while Arrow's seems to be a retelling of the film Rocky, starring Tim and some vitamins dancing around a boxing ring until something stupid happens. The GNC executive is appalled, as is Bill. The winners play golf with Trump, blowing his mind that women can hit a ball with a stick and make it go places. Everybody's forced to pull out their thesauruses in order to explain that Surya sucks without using the word "sucks," and everybody's similarly forced to admit that James's non-stop ass-covering, while creepy, is still less obnoxious than Surya's whole bag of bullshit. Trump finally fires Surya! The right person! And why? Because he sucks! The right reason! Man, I hope this show never stops being good again. The first half of this season was too much to take. Next week, though: Schwarzenegger and Trump in the same room. what more to say?