Dancing with the B List Stars

Top 5 Moments:

Joey "Fat" "One"'s mike falling off almost causing them to wrap themselves up in wires and fall to the ground.

Heather's Ice Cream Sundae outfit

Hill Billy Cyrus ripping Karina's faux mullett right off her head

the surprise of Cliffy actually doing a damn good job!

Clyde "The Slide" Drexler towering over his partner

Carrie Ann is in love with Apolo Creed, I mean Ohno.

Moving on...to the slightly less horrible...Heather Mills. I was pleasantly surprised with her. She didn't do the greatest job, looked like she had something stuck up her butt. If she loosens up a little bit, not too much as I do not want to see Bruno smacked with a flying leg, she may do a lot better and stick around a while. She did comment on how her performance in the show is for all the limbless children out there and how they shouldn't think they can't do something. My opinion of her has changed...slightly.

My front runners would have to be...

N'Sync

Steve Sanders

Porizkova

Miss USA

Apolo

But my heart has and will always be with....