Bros and Hos....I mean Sisters

The Walker rundown:

Kitty: in the midst of an adoption quest, asking the family to write letters on her behalf.
Justin: hiding a relationship with his onetime sister now girlfriend Rebecca.
Sarah: uptight bitch is back...she needs to get laid, thats all I have to say.
Kevin: started out great, wound up fired.
Tommy: the one who should die. seriously....car accident storyline anyone?
Nora: the glue...writing Sarah's adoption letter for Kitty....pretty funny.
Rebecca: see Justin

waiting for next week....gotta see some R & J sex scenes....

GG (which used to mean Gilmore Girls)

now that I'm over the fact that GG no longer stands for one of my favorite shows, Gilmore Girls,
I can continue on to the wrecking ball known as Blair Waldorf. Lets start with Lilly- damn how I wanted to see those photos! what could it be? was she a dominatrix, maybe in a indiscreet moment with my man Rufus? hmmm....I'm sure it'll come out eventually. But Bart is not too happy! Little 'J' has got it all figured out...piss off Dad, quit school, befriend Blair...sounds like a good plan to me. Serena's got a new socialite girlfriend with some fucked up society name like Pippy Bunnyslipper or some shit. But the both of them get their dues when Balls to the Wall Blair sabotages the seating chart and gives Jenny's dress to Serena causing Eleanor to freak...then eventually take credit for it as her own. Jenny comes up smelling like roses with the fashion crew but basically cutting all ties with her family. Serena listens to that Puppy chick and tells off Blair, saying she's been on the backburner for too long...so look out, old skool "S" is back.

On to the boys...Charlie Trout aka Chuck Bass takes pity on Dan when he comes seeking some sage bad boy advice, per a request from some dude who tells him he needs to take a walk on the wildside. Dan swigs some shots along with some E and winds up getting dumped on the street shoeless. And if that wasn't enough he goes back for more and winds up digging up some secrets from Chuck. His mom totally died at birth....I dont for one second believe that was a lie. Makes the Daddy storyline make so much sense.

note to self: never get talked into going to a sex club behind a white castle.

goodbye KIM

yes, yes, yes!!!
Cloris and Kim were the last ones standing and they send home the one who could actually somewhat dance (even though she looks like a zombie) and kept the one who can't dance for
shit. ahhh....gotta love america for voting for funny instead of dancing capability. That
and the vast majority who watch DWTS are women over 50.
Cloris All The Way!

Mad Men

Marilyn dies and so do some marriages. Don and Bets (is that her name? he always calls her something different) are on the rocks, well she put him on the rocks. Roger leaves his wife for Red and tells his wife Don gave him marital advice, yeah I'd trust that!

Freddy pissed his poor pants and everyone laughs at him. Then Campbell (a-hole) squeeks to Duck (haha) and gets the guy fired. But Peggy gives it to Campbell, yells at him that is.

Betty sets a lunch date with a friend and then sends that horse guy there too, and then totally flakes out. She's drinking a whole lot and its totally messing with her head. She should just go out, get some ass and then tell Don he can come home. Even Steven.

oh no!

My favorite bank has gone under. Tell me it isn't so.
Bye Bye Wachovia.....hello CitiGroup, wtf?
do I get new stuff? and they better not fire any of my nice peeps over at the Mahwah
branch!

DWTS

o.k., so....after the second week its time to comment.

Most Improved from week 1: Misty May, Rocco and Warren
All-Around Best: Brooke Burke and Lance
People I forgot even danced by the end of the show: Maurice, Toni Braxton and some kid named Cody
Ultimate Worst: Kardashian and Lucci
And....My Favorite...Cloris! Love her!

Welcome Back....to me!

I've gotten back to blogging, thanks to a best friend request. Gathering my thoughts, cleaning my work desk, returning phone calls and looking for some good gossip are the items of the day.
more to come.........