GG (which used to mean Gilmore Girls)

now that I'm over the fact that GG no longer stands for one of my favorite shows, Gilmore Girls,
I can continue on to the wrecking ball known as Blair Waldorf. Lets start with Lilly- damn how I wanted to see those photos! what could it be? was she a dominatrix, maybe in a indiscreet moment with my man Rufus? hmmm....I'm sure it'll come out eventually. But Bart is not too happy! Little 'J' has got it all figured out...piss off Dad, quit school, befriend Blair...sounds like a good plan to me. Serena's got a new socialite girlfriend with some fucked up society name like Pippy Bunnyslipper or some shit. But the both of them get their dues when Balls to the Wall Blair sabotages the seating chart and gives Jenny's dress to Serena causing Eleanor to freak...then eventually take credit for it as her own. Jenny comes up smelling like roses with the fashion crew but basically cutting all ties with her family. Serena listens to that Puppy chick and tells off Blair, saying she's been on the backburner for too long...so look out, old skool "S" is back.

On to the boys...Charlie Trout aka Chuck Bass takes pity on Dan when he comes seeking some sage bad boy advice, per a request from some dude who tells him he needs to take a walk on the wildside. Dan swigs some shots along with some E and winds up getting dumped on the street shoeless. And if that wasn't enough he goes back for more and winds up digging up some secrets from Chuck. His mom totally died at birth....I dont for one second believe that was a lie. Makes the Daddy storyline make so much sense.

note to self: never get talked into going to a sex club behind a white castle.